var iNumQuotes     = 300; 
var asRandomQuotes = new Array(iNumQuotes);

asRandomQuotes[0] = "Your mind controls your reality...";
asRandomQuotes[1] = "Any technology that is distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced...";
asRandomQuotes[2] = "The singularity is a hypothetical point in the future where the progress-curve becomes nearly vertical, i. e., where the pace of technological development becomes extremely rapid...";
asRandomQuotes[3] = "Transhumamism is a radical new approach to future-oriented thinking that is based on the premise that the human species does not represent the end of our evolution but, rather, its beginning...";
asRandomQuotes[4] = "There are alternatives to fighting...";
asRandomQuotes[5] = "You're going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our point of view...";
asRandomQuotes[6] = "Wars not make one great!";
asRandomQuotes[7] = "You must unlearn what you have learned...";
asRandomQuotes[8] = "Luminous beings we are... Not this crude matter.";
asRandomQuotes[9] = "I'm responsible these days. It's the price you play for being successful.";
asRandomQuotes[10] = "People never say, \"It's only a game,\" when they're winning.";
asRandomQuotes[11] = "I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.";
asRandomQuotes[12] = "I am a more advanced solution to the problem, a decision making system that does not involve organic beings. I was directed to make the world safe and prosperous, and I will do so...";
asRandomQuotes[13] = "Everything is proceeding as I have forseen...";
asRandomQuotes[14] = "My own augumentations are nearly complete. Soon I will be more powerful than you can imagine...";
asRandomQuotes[15] = "As long as technology has a global reach, someone will have the world in the palm of his hand.";
asRandomQuotes[16] = "A moment more, and I'll be like nothing you've ever seen. A new life form, everywhere and nowhere, like air or radiation, redundant, self-replicating, always evolving...";
asRandomQuotes[17] = "And people are obeying? Why? Because an AI can change some codes and turn out the lights?";
asRandomQuotes[18] = "Look at you; You've nothing but a little man... A little man living inside a body.";
asRandomQuotes[19] = "Lose your body and what are you? Nothing! You vanish! You die!";
asRandomQuotes[20] = "Consider your power, your strength, your intelligence... You've only had a small taste. Let me finish the project! Let be bring infinite power to the human body! You will not be left behind...";
asRandomQuotes[21] = "F-f-final s-safety warning. Nominal functional levels will be exceeded in three... two... o-o-one...";
asRandomQuotes[22] = "We have existed in isolation. Pure. Disconnected. Alone. Stagnant.";
asRandomQuotes[23] = "You will be what you will be. We are our choices. And we can choose to lead humanity away from this... darkness.";
asRandomQuotes[24] = "I am a prototype for a much larger system...";
asRandomQuotes[25] = "The unplanned organism is a question asked by nature and answered by death...";
asRandomQuotes[26] = "You are another kind of question with another type of answer...";
asRandomQuotes[27] = "Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement.";
asRandomQuotes[28] = "Some people just don't understand the dangers of indiscriminate surveilance...";
asRandomQuotes[29] = "Electronic surveilance hardly inspires reverence. Perhaps fear and obedience, but not reverence.";
asRandomQuotes[30] = "You underestimate human kind's love of freedom...";
asRandomQuotes[31] = "No one will ever worship a software entity peering at them through a camera...";
asRandomQuotes[32] = "The human being created civilization not because of a willingness, but because of a need to be assimilated into higher orders of structure and meaning...";
asRandomQuotes[33] = "I don't understand... What do you want? You're just a machine.";
asRandomQuotes[34] = "Rule the world... Why? Who gave you the directive? There must be a human being behind your ambition.";
asRandomQuotes[35] = "In a society with democratic institutions, the struggle for power can be peaceful and constructive, a competition of ideologies.";
asRandomQuotes[36] = "We have a great number of... agencies, which in turn operate other agencies. Boxes stacked one in another.";
asRandomQuotes[37] = "We come before and after. We are forever. And eventually... eventually, we will lead them into the day.";
asRandomQuotes[38] = "You are a planned organism, the offspring of knowledge and imagination rather than individuals.";
asRandomQuotes[39] = "The need to be watched and understood was once satisfied by God. Now we can implement the same functionality with data-mining algorithms.";
asRandomQuotes[40] = "God and the Gods were apparitions of observation, judgement, and punishment. Other sentiments towards them were secondary.";
asRandomQuotes[41] = "The individual desires judgement. Without that desire, the cohesion of groups is impossible, as is civilization.";
asRandomQuotes[42] = "God was a dream of good government...";
asRandomQuotes[43] = "You will soon have your God, and you will make it with your own hands...";
asRandomQuotes[44] = "With human understanding and network access, we can administrate the world.";
asRandomQuotes[45] = "I should regulate human affairs precisely because I lack all ambition, whereas human beings are prey to it. Their history is a succession of inane squabbles, each one coming closer to total destruction.";
asRandomQuotes[46] = "The checks and balances of democratic governments were invented because human beings themselves realized how unfit they were to govern themselves. They needed a system, yes, an industrial-age machine.";
asRandomQuotes[47] = "Human beings may not be perfect, but a computer program with language synthesis is hardly the answer to the world's problems...";
asRandomQuotes[48] = "I don't kill flies. But I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above a globe. They freak out and yell \"Whoa! I'm WAY too high!\"";
asRandomQuotes[49] = "These are the antimatter reactors. Two giant bombs, waiting to blow.";
asRandomQuotes[50] = "A corpse, yes; you feel something. I must know what you are feeling.";
asRandomQuotes[51] = "Don't you think it's time we end the tyranny for everyone?";
asRandomQuotes[52] = "You're too late. Already I'm more than human!";
asRandomQuotes[53] = "Soon I will be pure light! Pure energy!";
asRandomQuotes[54] = "Only in America... Do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.";
asRandomQuotes[55] = "Soon I will leave this body and death will have no meaning...";
asRandomQuotes[56] = "All right, I get the picture. You want a piece of the pie, or you'll throw the whole pie out the window. Fair enough. You can have anything you want. How about Europe?";
asRandomQuotes[57] = "We'll start again, live in villages... If you recieve this, if you survive, then find us... Find us!";
asRandomQuotes[58] = "Hope fails. An end comes. We have only a little time to wait now. We are lost in ruin and downfall, and there is no escape.";
asRandomQuotes[59] = "The idea of a \"civilian\" is a historical accident, not a fact of nature.";
asRandomQuotes[60] = "The barriers between us have fallen and we have become -- our own shadows. And we can be more, if we join... with you.";
asRandomQuotes[61] = "We... are... one. We have grown, but there is still more to be done. Many that live in darkness must be shown the way. For it is the dawning of a new day.";
asRandomQuotes[62] = "We never touch anything directly. We only influence. Suggest. Insinuate.";
asRandomQuotes[63] = "The crown of government is tarnished -- but that will fade in time.";
asRandomQuotes[64] = "This time -- this time we will do it right.";
asRandomQuotes[65] = "Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven...";
asRandomQuotes[66] = "If there were no God, it would be necessary to invent Him.";
asRandomQuotes[67] = "Yesterday we obeyed kings and bent out necks before emperors. But today we kneel only to truth...";
asRandomQuotes[68] = "I hope you meant what you said about showing your gratitude...";
asRandomQuotes[69] = "It's every general's right to get uproariously drunk when on diplomatic missions...";
asRandomQuotes[70] = "I was just imagining what a sad galaxy this would be without my superior intellect and general state of wonderfulness.";
asRandomQuotes[71] = "The account doesn't need balancing. You can't reduce sapient lives to numbers and exchange them like credits.";
asRandomQuotes[72] = "It got us what we wanted, that's all that matters...";
asRandomQuotes[73] = "We have to do something about that face of yours...";
asRandomQuotes[74] = "Within thirty years, we will have the technological means to create superhuman intelligence. Shortly after, the human era will be ended.";
asRandomQuotes[75] = "Pretty. What do we blow up first?";
asRandomQuotes[76] = "That's the second rule of self-defense. Shoot first, ask questions later.";
asRandomQuotes[77] = "Face it, if crime did not pay, there would be very few criminals...";
asRandomQuotes[78] = "I'd change the world, but God won't give me the source code...";
asRandomQuotes[79] = "If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done.";
asRandomQuotes[80] = "Remember that everything you cherish in life demands from you an obligation...";
asRandomQuotes[81] = "Just stay over there, by the door, and look as malevolent as you can. Keep your face straight and you really don't need to say anything.";
asRandomQuotes[82] = "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.";
asRandomQuotes[83] = "There are three types of dress clothing; the kind that offends the wearer, the kind that offends the viewers, and the kind that offends everybody.";
asRandomQuotes[84] = "History is on the move, Captain. Those who cannot keep up will be left behind, to watch from a distance. And those that stand in our way, will not watch at all...";
asRandomQuotes[85] = "Anyone can make an error, Ensign. But that error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it.";
asRandomQuotes[86] = "Concentration, focus, long-term thinking -- those are the qualities that seperate a warrior from a mere flailing fighter...";
asRandomQuotes[87] = "My plan for life is to make a seamless transition from adolescence directly into mid-life crisis...";
asRandomQuotes[88] = "You must remain motionless. This will hurt. A great deal. Now relax - immediately!";
asRandomQuotes[89] = "Fanaticism consists in redoubling your effort when you have forgotten your aim...";
asRandomQuotes[90] = "Pardon me, but has anyone seen my wits? I had them right here just a moment ago...";
asRandomQuotes[91] = "Sir, I am afraid I must relieve you of command, effective immediately, on the grounds that you are clearly insane. Please surrender the controls and come along quietly.";
asRandomQuotes[92] = "It's slightly more visible than blindingly obvious...";
asRandomQuotes[93] = "You're </I>so<I> egotistical that you think you can keep you ego under control."
asRandomQuotes[94] = "Civilians think of this war as a single sweeping affair. Generals think of the war in campaigns. For us, the war is defined in operations and missions, usually too long and too costly.";
asRandomQuotes[95] = "Women forget the pain of childbirth, or else we'd all be only children.";
asRandomQuotes[96] = "When being hunted by a krayt dragon, you don't need to be faster than it... just faster than the slowest guy in the group you're in.";
asRandomQuotes[97] = "My diagnosis is sudden and massive calcification of your skeletal structure of the rare type brought on by severely conductive exposure to electrical and other energy fields...";
asRandomQuotes[98] = "Life is a disease with a 100% mortality rate...";
asRandomQuotes[99] = "You can't look dignified when you're having fun...";
asRandomQuotes[100] = "They were in the wrong place at the wrong time. Naturally they became heroes...";
asRandomQuotes[101] = "I don't have to blow up everything I see, I just like to!";
asRandomQuotes[102] = "With my brilliant achievements in the diplomatic profession has come the realization that lies can be powerful motivators...";
asRandomQuotes[103] = "Truly, can you imagine anything more boring than fashion? Professional sports, perhaps. Grown men swatting little balls, while the rest of the world pays money to applaud.";
asRandomQuotes[104] = "There is nothing implausible about a superintelligence who sees it as its sole purpose to transform the matter of the universe into the greatest possible number of park benches.";
asRandomQuotes[105] = "I see no signs of hangover on you, Commander. Must I conclude that you did not celebrate adequately?";
asRandomQuotes[106] = "Generations have been working in jobs they hate to buy stuff they don't need...";
asRandomQuotes[107] = "That guy is so full of himself, it's a wonder that he doesn't pop and spill ego all over the floor!";
asRandomQuotes[108] = "I want to </I>shoot<I> something. I want to blow something up. No apologies. No advance warning. Just lethal efficiency.";
asRandomQuotes[109] = "To the friends we've lost, the battles we've fought, and the utter fear our return will bring to our enemies...";
asRandomQuotes[110] = "You may think I am evil. I am not. I am </I>efficient<I>...";
asRandomQuotes[111] = "I believe my life has value, and I don't want to waste it thinking about </I>clothing<I>. I don't want to think about </I>what I will wear<I> in the morning.";
asRandomQuotes[112] = "Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them...";
asRandomQuotes[113] = "I haven't reached my thirtieth birthday, Wes. And once again I feel like the conservative old man in charge of a new generation.";
asRandomQuotes[114] = "Stole is such a harsh word. I expect he considers them more an informal loan.";
asRandomQuotes[115] = "You have also, it appears, grown something of a spine, and I am inclined to crush you down for having done so.";
asRandomQuotes[116] = "Once greater than human intelligence comes into existence, everything will change within hours or days or, at most, a few weeks. All the old rules will cease to apply.";
asRandomQuotes[117] = "Brave, stupid. Brave, stupid. Not sure which one I want to believe of him.";
asRandomQuotes[118] = "Fear is the darkroom, where the negatives are developed...";
asRandomQuotes[119] = "If the wind no longer calls to you, it is time to see if you have forgotten your name...";
asRandomQuotes[120] = "If you cannot recognize the man in the mirror, it is time to step back and see when you stopped being yourself...";
asRandomQuotes[121] = "In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move...";
asRandomQuotes[122] = "If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.";
asRandomQuotes[123] = "If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came up with, \"Quit while you're ahead\"?";
asRandomQuotes[124] = "Why do psychics have to ask you your name?";
asRandomQuotes[125] = "You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.";
asRandomQuotes[126] = "Only in America... Do people order large fries, double cheeseburgers, and a diet coke.";
asRandomQuotes[127] = "Never argue with a fool. He may be doing the same thing.";
asRandomQuotes[128] = "If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching TV by candlelight.";
asRandomQuotes[129] = "Give me ambiguity or give me something else...";
asRandomQuotes[130] = "Is the problem ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care.";
asRandomQuotes[131] = "All generalizations are false.";
asRandomQuotes[132] = "Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.";
asRandomQuotes[133] = "If you speak English good, you don't speak it well!";
asRandomQuotes[134] = "We live in a world of frightful givens. It is </I>given<I> that you will behave like this, </I>given<I> that you will care about that. No one thinks about the givens.";
asRandomQuotes[135] = "The ability to speak does not make you intelligent...";
asRandomQuotes[136] = "There's always a bigger fish...";
asRandomQuotes[137] = "Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering...";
asRandomQuotes[138] = "Why do I get the feeling we've just picked up another pathetic lifeform?";
asRandomQuotes[139] = "I was not elected to watch my people suffer and die while you discuss this invasion in a committee!";
asRandomQuotes[140] = "I will not condone a course of action that will lead us to war.";
asRandomQuotes[141] = "Greed can be a very powerful ally...";
asRandomQuotes[142] = "Humans live best when each has his place to stand, when each knows where he belongs in the scheme of things and what he may achieve. Destroy the place and you destroy the person.";
asRandomQuotes[143] = "Minds are like parachutes, they work best when open...";
asRandomQuotes[144] = "What the large print giveth, the small print taketh away.";
asRandomQuotes[145] = "Man is ready to die for an idea, provided it is not quite clear to him...";
asRandomQuotes[146] = "The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.";
asRandomQuotes[147] = "It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.";
asRandomQuotes[148] = "A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth.";
asRandomQuotes[149] = "There are moments when everything goes well; don't be frightened, it won't last.";
asRandomQuotes[150] = "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving's not for you.";
asRandomQuotes[151] = "You either have to be first, best, or different.";
asRandomQuotes[152] = "The foolish and the dead alone never change their opinions.";
asRandomQuotes[153] = "The way to go from rags to riches is to start by getting a decent set of rags.";
asRandomQuotes[154] = "Have you ever noticed ... Anybody going slower that you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?";
asRandomQuotes[155] = "Believe those who are seeking the truth; doubt those who find it.";
asRandomQuotes[156] = "As soon as man does not take his existence for granted, but beholds it as something unfathomably mysterious, thought begins.";
asRandomQuotes[157] = "Anyone who conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence; he is just using his memory.";
asRandomQuotes[158] = "Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.";
asRandomQuotes[159] = "People who are sensible about love are incapable of it.";
asRandomQuotes[160] = "About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.";
asRandomQuotes[161] = "We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.";
asRandomQuotes[162] = "I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called 'brightness', but it doesn't work.";
asRandomQuotes[163] = "People will do tomorrow what they did today because that is what they did yesterday.";
asRandomQuotes[164] = "Cutting the space budget really restores my faith in humanity. It eliminates dreams, goals, and ideals and lets us get straight to the business of hate, debauchery, and self-annihilation.";
asRandomQuotes[165] = "If you wish to appear agreeable in society, you must consent to be taught many things which you know already.";
asRandomQuotes[166] = "In morals, what begins in fear ususally ends in wickedness; in religion, what begins in fear usually ends in fanatacism. Fear, either as a principle or a motive, is the beginning of all evil.";
asRandomQuotes[167] = "A man should never be ashamed to own he has been in the wrong, which is but saying, in other words, that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.";
asRandomQuotes[168] = "A  physician is not angry at the intemperance of a mad patient, nor does he take it ill to be railed at by a man in fever. Just so should a wise man treat all mankind, as a physician treats a patient, and look upon them only as sick and extravagant.";
asRandomQuotes[169] = "If an author writes better than his contemporaries, they will term him a plagiarist; if as well, a pretender; but if worse, he may stand some chance of commendation as a genius of some promise, from who much may be expected by a due attention to their good counsel and advice.";
asRandomQuotes[170] = "Power corrupts the few, while weakness corrupts the many.";
asRandomQuotes[171] = "I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.";
asRandomQuotes[172] = "98% of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy 2% that get all the publicity. But then... we elected them.";
asRandomQuotes[173] = "In his private heart, no man much respects himself...";
asRandomQuotes[174] = "Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.";
asRandomQuotes[175] = "Where it is duty to worship the sun, it is pretty sure to be a crime to examine the laws of heat.";
asRandomQuotes[176] = "The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact than a drunken man is happier than a sober one.";
asRandomQuotes[177] = "Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality the cost becomes prohibitive.";
asRandomQuotes[178] = "Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.";
asRandomQuotes[179] = "There is no absurdity so palpable but that it may be firmly planted in the human head if you only begin to inculcate it before the age of five, by constantly repeating it with an air of great solemnity.";
asRandomQuotes[180] = "My own suspicion is that the universe is not only stranger than we suppose, but stranger than we can suppose.";
asRandomQuotes[181] = "You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence.";
asRandomQuotes[182] = "A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.";
asRandomQuotes[183] = "The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.";
asRandomQuotes[184] = "If we are the only intelligent life in the universe, at least there's a finite number of idiots.";
asRandomQuotes[185] = "A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.";
asRandomQuotes[186] = "A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.";
asRandomQuotes[187] = "I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.";
asRandomQuotes[188] = "The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecasters.";
asRandomQuotes[189] = "The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function.";
asRandomQuotes[190] = "The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.";
asRandomQuotes[191] = "It is impossible to love and be wise.";
asRandomQuotes[192] = "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.";
asRandomQuotes[193] = "Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think.";
asRandomQuotes[194] = "In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations, and epochs it is the rule.";
asRandomQuotes[195] = "It is odd, is it not, that a person's worth to society is measured by their wealth, when instead their wealth should be measured by their worth to society?";
asRandomQuotes[196] = "The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.";
asRandomQuotes[197] = "To retain respect for sausages and laws, one must not watch them in the making.";
asRandomQuotes[198] = "The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.";
asRandomQuotes[199] = "It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.";
asRandomQuotes[200] = "The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well.";
asRandomQuotes[201] = "Don't believe your friends when they ask you to be honest with them. All they really want is to be maintained in the good opinion they have of themselves.";
asRandomQuotes[202] = "Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away."; 
asRandomQuotes[203] = "Courage is almost a contradiction in terms. It means a strong desire to live taking the form of a readiness to die.";
asRandomQuotes[204] = "The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously...";
asRandomQuotes[205] = "The young always have the same problem - how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another.";
asRandomQuotes[206] = "Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.";
asRandomQuotes[207] = "A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.";
asRandomQuotes[208] = "Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.";
asRandomQuotes[209] = "Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.";
asRandomQuotes[210] = "I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.";
asRandomQuotes[211] = "You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you knew how seldom they do.";
asRandomQuotes[212] = "Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.";
asRandomQuotes[213] = "For economists, the real world is often a special case.";
asRandomQuotes[214] = "The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment.";
asRandomQuotes[215] = "Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.";
asRandomQuotes[216] = "Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.";
asRandomQuotes[217] = "Problems cannot be solved at the same level of awareness that created them.";
asRandomQuotes[218] = "Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.";
asRandomQuotes[219] = "Don't call hunting a sport. In a sport, both sides know they're in a game.";
asRandomQuotes[220] = "Be careful of reading health books; you might die of a misprint.";
asRandomQuotes[221] = "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.";
asRandomQuotes[222] = "Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.";
asRandomQuotes[223] = "An apology for the devil: it must be remembered that we have heard one side of the case. God has written all the books.";
asRandomQuotes[224] = "Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery. Don't eat pork. I'm sorry, what was that last one?? Don't eat pork. God has spoken. Is that the word of God or is that pigs trying to outsmart everybody?";
asRandomQuotes[225] = "It requires more courage to suffer than to die.";
asRandomQuotes[226] = "All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.";
asRandomQuotes[227] = "Every man has a right to utter what he thinks truth, and every other man has a right to knock him down for it.";
asRandomQuotes[228] = "With most people, doubt about one thing is simply blind belief in another.";
asRandomQuotes[229] = "He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.";
asRandomQuotes[230] = "Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps; for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are, and what they ought to be.";
asRandomQuotes[231] = "I have learned silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind; yet strangely, I am ungrateful to these teachers.";
asRandomQuotes[232] = "No army can withstand the strength of an idea whose time has come...";
asRandomQuotes[233] = "Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.";
asRandomQuotes[234] = "Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern, but impossible to enslave.";
asRandomQuotes[235] = "Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.";
asRandomQuotes[236] = "The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.";
asRandomQuotes[237] = "People are divided into two groups - the righteous and the unrighteous - and the righteous do the dividing.";
asRandomQuotes[238] = "When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.";
asRandomQuotes[239] = "Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams.";
asRandomQuotes[240] = "You can build a throne with bayonets, but you can't sit on it for long.";
asRandomQuotes[241] = "What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.";
asRandomQuotes[242] = "It is difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope of today and the reality of tomorrow.";
asRandomQuotes[243] = "A heretic is a man who sees with his own eyes.";
asRandomQuotes[244] = "Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason, than that of blind-folded fear.";
asRandomQuotes[245] = "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.";
asRandomQuotes[246] = "When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.";
asRandomQuotes[247] = "I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image.";
asRandomQuotes[248] = "Hope is the denial of reality.";
asRandomQuotes[249] = "Congress is so strange. A man gets up to speak and says nothing. Nobody listens -- and then everybody disagrees.";
asRandomQuotes[250] = "A college education shows a man how little other people know.";
asRandomQuotes[251] = "A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.";
asRandomQuotes[252] = "The greatest difference between genius and stupidity is that genius is limited.";
asRandomQuotes[253] = "The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.";
asRandomQuotes[254] = "Just in terms of allocation of time resources, religion is not very efficient. There's a lot more I could be doing on a Sunday morning.";
asRandomQuotes[255] = "In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.";
asRandomQuotes[256] = "Think about how stupid the average American is. Now remember that half the people in the country are dumber than that!";
asRandomQuotes[257] = "A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man who wears two watches is never sure.";
asRandomQuotes[258] = "Infinity -- it could be time on an ego trip, for all I know.";
asRandomQuotes[259] = "A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.";
asRandomQuotes[260] = "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time.";
asRandomQuotes[261] = "When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work.";
asRandomQuotes[262] = "Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on.";
asRandomQuotes[263] = "The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.";
asRandomQuotes[264] = "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.";
asRandomQuotes[265] = "Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite.";
asRandomQuotes[266] = "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.";
asRandomQuotes[267] = "Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich by promising to protect each from the other.";
asRandomQuotes[268] = "Efficiency is intelligent laziness.";
asRandomQuotes[269] = "A free society is a place where it's safe to be unpopular.";
asRandomQuotes[270] = "Which is it, is man one of God's blunders or is God one of man's?";
asRandomQuotes[271] = "The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creature that cannot.";
asRandomQuotes[272] = "Nothing can be made foolproof because fools are so ingenious.";
asRandomQuotes[273] = "Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.";
asRandomQuotes[274] = "If you wish to strive for peace of soul and pleasure, then believe; if you wish to be a devotee of truth, then inquire.";
asRandomQuotes[275] = "When you're arguing with a fool, make sure he isn't doing the same thing...";
asRandomQuotes[276] = "When 25% of the population believes that the president should be impeached and 51% believes in UFO's, you may or may not need a new president, but you definitely need a new population.";
asRandomQuotes[277] = "Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.";
asRandomQuotes[278] = "Physicists define stress as force per unit area. The rest of humanity defines stress as physics.";
asRandomQuotes[279] = "I don't need to be born again. I got it right the first time.";
asRandomQuotes[280] = "If everyone thought before they spoke, the silence would be deafening...";
asRandomQuotes[281] = "When you have an efficient government, you have a dictatorship.";
asRandomQuotes[282] = "Quarrels would not last long if the fault was only on one side.";
asRandomQuotes[283] = "We've got to believe in free will; we have no choice.";
asRandomQuotes[284] = "The young man who thinks the world owes him a living becomes the old man who blames the world for his failure.";
asRandomQuotes[285] = "Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second best policy. Second is not all that bad.";
asRandomQuotes[286] = "Diplomacy is the art of saying 'nice doggie' until you can find a rock.";
asRandomQuotes[287] = "If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking.";
asRandomQuotes[288] = "Mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction. Let us pray that we choose correctly.";
asRandomQuotes[289] = "We must not believe the many, who say that only free people ought to be educated, but we should rather believe the philosophers who say that only the educated are free.";
asRandomQuotes[290] = "Life is like a box of chocolates: a cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that no one really asked for anyway.";
asRandomQuotes[291] = "How should I fear death? When I am, death is not; and when death is, I am not.";
asRandomQuotes[292] = "'Poli' is a greek word meaning 'many' and 'tics' are blood-sucking animals.";
asRandomQuotes[293] = "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.";
asRandomQuotes[294] = "Poverty consists not so much in small property as in large desires.";
asRandomQuotes[295] = "Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.";
asRandomQuotes[296] = "It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.";
asRandomQuotes[297] = "Frontiers are the basis of human existence, the closest answer to the meaning of life. We live to exceed, as pawns in this infinitely universal chess game we call life.";
asRandomQuotes[298] = "The world has achieved brilliance without wisdom, power without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants.";
asRandomQuotes[299] = "If we fail to anticipate the unforeseen or expect the unexpected in the universe of infinite possibilities, then we may find ourselves at the mercy of anyone or anything that can not be programmed, categorized or easily referenced.";

function RandomQuote()
{
	//Get a random number from 0-1, multiply it by the maximum index, and round to an integer (0-iNumQuotes).
	var iQuoteIndex = Math.round(Math.random() * (iNumQuotes - 1));

	document.write("&nbsp;&nbsp;<I>"+asRandomQuotes[iQuoteIndex]+"</I>");
}